are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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