So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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