just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
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Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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