He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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