Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
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Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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