I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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