You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
This is my gift to your gina
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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