i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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