yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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