Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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