I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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