Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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