She is in my trunk
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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