Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i think i have two assholes
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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