I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
PANTIES FOUND
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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