he puts the penis in happiness.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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