I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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