Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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