Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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