I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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