i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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