You can't special order awesome
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
That reminds me...we need to get swords
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Randomize
