Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
So gin and wine won't be happening again
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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