I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
COCAINE IS GR8
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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