If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
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Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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