I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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