Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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