I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
