do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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