so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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