: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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