thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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