My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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