its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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