wake up i wanna do it froggy style
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
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Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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