Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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