You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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