she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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