"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
he laminated a picture of his dick.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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