carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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