where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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