she was so not down for the gang bang
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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