she kept yelling 'call me bella'
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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