I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I deserve to be covered in dicks
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Randomize
