Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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