But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
