thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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