Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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