my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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