hell yes lets make some ravioli
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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