I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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