Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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