i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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