Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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