Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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